"But I had no boyfriend, so I couldn't just ask someone to help me practice kissing. "I was around 14, an age where most people feel curious about many, many things, especially. Here, let me tell you about the first time I french kissed my cat." which was unsurprising, considering such secrets weren't usually revealed on a first date. "Both male and female, I'm pretty flexible." "Are you telling me you've kissed a female cat before?!" "You never tried it? If you feel uncomfortable with kissing a male cat, you can always try doing it with a female one." What?!" Her date responded without hiding his surprise. "I'm talking about lips-to-lips kissing, especially french. it's more like a crazy hobby of mine, not something I did just once so I could tell the story for the rest of my life. "So, do you want me to go first?" he asked. "Fair enough." Akari's interest in this guy increased. "Well, you know, I don't mean to offend you, but just in case your answer is 'I cut someone into twelve parts' or 'I strangled my Tinder date 'til he died', it's an indicator that I will immediately run away." "Definitely! I think it's the best ice breaker question, and it's also a good indicator." "Are you sure you want to know the answer?" she asked back. Pretty bold question to ask on your first date, Akari thought to herself, and in the first hour, as well. "So, what's the craziest thing you've ever done in your life?" asked her dating app partner. Because I know Death does not like reckless driving, and he's not as forgiving as my parents. I drive as if my parents are sitting next to me and telling me to drive slower. or sitting in the carseat next to us.Įver since realizing this, I started to drive more carefully. And during all of that, Death is either driving. "On the line" as in "we are all at war with everyone else." We're in a war between pedestrians, cyclists, motorcycles, cars, and everything else on the road. No, not on the line as in "we will eventually die and we don't know when". And I noticed that everyday, my life is always on the line. As usual, I drive to work everyday, thanks to the unreliable public transportation here. I realized this fact after returning from a long trip to Tokyo I took recently. When that happens, you know for sure, because his presence is clear all over the news. The speedometer was pointing to 100km/h, and the highway was almost empty. Then, for a moment that felt like a hundred years, we kissed. I leaned over, getting close to her face. "And have you found any answers to that?" besides, I'd rather think about a heavenly way to live with you right now." "Hey, hold on! We just started officially dating yesterday, don't plan too far ahea- OUCH! What was that for?" "So, us dying of old age together would be your heavenly way for us to die?" I'm pretty sure I'd prefer something that's not too painful, though." "Then what kind of demise would you consider a heavenly way to die next to me?" I'm sure having a masked psychopath slowly mutilating us while we're holding hands won't be a pleasant experience." "Do you consider dying by my side to be a heavenly way to die?" she asked after the song finished, breaking the noisy silence of the car. Everyone in the car was singing along, and by everyone, I was talking about me. ![]() Morrissey's voice blasted from the old speaker of the car. To die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine. To die by your side is such a heavenly way to dieĪnd if a ten-tonne truck kills the both of us You will have active subscription to our Fiction Plan and will start receiving your daily short stories tomorrow.Īnd if a double-decker bus crashes into us Thank you for subscribing to our Fiction Plan free trial. Short Stories Day 1 Your free trial will start tomorrow!
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